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Gone, but never forgotten…

Author Douglas Adams holding a copy of his novel "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" which simply has the words "Don't Panic" inscribed in large, friendly letters on the cover.

This month marks the 24th anniversary of the death of Douglas Adams (May 11th, 2001). I acknowledged Adams at the end of my debut novel because he is a literary, well, for lack of a better term, hero to me. He wrote the books that made me want to be a writer and while my first novel may not share a genre with Adams’ most famous works, I like to believe his influence on my own writing style put a tiny bit of his voice into my first novel.

In particular, a passage like this was heavily influenced by Adams’ style of taking ordinary ideas and making them sound ludicrous to a grand extent.

Text that reads:

Mer cheeks reddened and she laughed awkwardly. Oh, yeah... that.
I took gymnastics when I was a kid. The first time around, I mean. I
guess the muscle memory was still there even if they're not my muscles.
It probably helps that this body doesn't have a spine and joints that have
been totally wrecked from almost a decade of sitting on a crummy o6ce
chair in a kubickle."
"You've mentioned that word before, 'kubickle.' What is that?’
She gave that Question some thought and said with a playful twinkle
in her eye, Okay, imagine a box."
"Okay."
Text that reads:

"Now, imagine taking all your bitterness, resentment and regret about
every wrong life decision you've ever made and putting them into that
box"
Uh, okay, sure,’ I said, trying to imagine demon-like creatures representing those negative feelings being released from my head and put into
such a container.
"Now, imagine that for five out of every seven days you have to go
inside that box, where you'll have to sit on a wobbly, uncomfortable chair
and stare at a glowing square for nine hours a day, all the while those
unpleasant things are constantly yelling at you for not going to grad
school."
"That sounds terrible."
She shrugged. "It wasn't all bad. Sometimes someone would bring you a piece of cake because it was someone's birthday or because someone
managed to escape from their box to go work in another box, or better
yet, to stop working in boxes altogether.’
"Cake,’ I mumbled as I began to eye her skeptically. "Is all that really
true”’
She frowned. "Okay, I might have been lying about one thing. They
stopped giving us cake a few years ago. Management said it was a cost-saving measure.’ The frown slowly turned into a mischievous smirk.
I responded with a flat, annoyed look in return.

I still hope to one day write a fantasy or sci-fi comedy more akin to Adams’ novels, but for now, I’m satisfied that I was able to add a dash of Adams to my Ghibli-inspired stew.

I’ve been thinking about Adams a lot recently, now that I finally can call myself a published author. Adams died at 49. I’m about to turn 46 and while I have no plans for an early checkout from this mortal coil, I look at the short amount of time Adams was creating and am in utter awe of what he managed to put out into the universe is such a cosmically brief period. I can only hope that when I do check out, I’ve managed to put out 1/100th of the amazing he brought to our vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big universe.

Adams also died four months before September 11, 2001, and I do wonder about how he would’ve written about the world of the last 25 years. Between both the UK’s and US’s shenanigans on both the domestic and global stages, I have to believe he would have had fascinating, if not hilarious opinions on all if it. But a part of me worries that the sheer absurdity of the world we live in might have made a master of absurdist humor such as him obsolete. Moreso, as a conservationist, Adams might have simply been too dismayed at the rapid destruction of our world and its natural treasures to find any humor in this modern world as a whole.

Sadly, or maybe fortunately, we’ll never know. We can only look at the wonderful work he left behind and speculate at what he might’ve created had he not waved his towel, stuck out his thumb, and flagged down the first teaser leaving sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.

So, please allow me a moment to lay flowers at the feet and to raise a cup of tea to the man who taught me to never panic and that the two most important things you can take with you out in a cold and uncaring universe are a towel and a book.

And I always know where I can find both.

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